coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

(via brreakingbad)

How bra stores seem to think things work:

Anything smaller than a C cup:must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lot's of animals and stripes.
C to D cup:A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup:Beige. Lots and lots of beige.

ascandalinreichenbach:

dark-inertia:

waiting4codot:

realifeshit:

wow THIS THO

Someday, I hope to actually laugh at these comics.

but seriously fuck people who think our generation had everything handed to us. we may not be first generation college students, but we’re paying double/triple what you paid for an education of more questionable quality. i’m not saying we don’t have it better, but we’re not as lazy as you think.

plus, a college education doesn’t mean what it used to. I know people who have degrees who are still working in retail because there are too many people who are qualified for the job they want.

(Source: a-golden-lasso-of-my-own, via finnthehumanboyjakethedog)

bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

(via s1lver-tongue)

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